The Great Florida Trip of 2012- Day Three
At approximately 11am, I entered the state of Florida. It was a smooth penetration, sorry I couldn't resist the sexual innuendo. I don't know, maybe driving into Florida turned me on a bit, who knows. However, my lust for Florida was quelled when I saw this sign: 
Who knew.
What a feeling it was to shred the hoodie and roll down the windows and let the warmth in. I'm talking about the weather now, not sex. There's something that automatically clicks when I'm in this type of weather. It plays tricks on my mind, because all I'm thinking about is the upcoming summer, and that's weird because summer is another five months away. I forget when I get back it'll be winter and that I'll have to wait weeks before I get this feeling again.
What is it with firework stores next to hotels? Last night, I spent the night next to a fireworks outlet and today when I got to the hotel, yes, you guessed it, fireworks store. Why are firework stores open all year round? Are Halloween stores and Christmas stores open all year round? Yes...yes they are. Whoops. There goes that argument about stores being open all year round because of just one big day. I was hoping to find some funny but...wait, no I don't see why firework stores are open all the time, no there's no reason to light an M-80 off in January. Unless. You're a complete and utter douche bag or a gang member. Or both.
I guess down these parts, yeah I said, down these parts, I guess one can tell what a town is like by the amount of firework stores they have. In my hometown we have two strip clubs, so who am I to judge Melbourne, Florida. I'm guessing they have a bail bonds place too?
Who knew.
What a feeling it was to shred the hoodie and roll down the windows and let the warmth in. I'm talking about the weather now, not sex. There's something that automatically clicks when I'm in this type of weather. It plays tricks on my mind, because all I'm thinking about is the upcoming summer, and that's weird because summer is another five months away. I forget when I get back it'll be winter and that I'll have to wait weeks before I get this feeling again.
What is it with firework stores next to hotels? Last night, I spent the night next to a fireworks outlet and today when I got to the hotel, yes, you guessed it, fireworks store. Why are firework stores open all year round? Are Halloween stores and Christmas stores open all year round? Yes...yes they are. Whoops. There goes that argument about stores being open all year round because of just one big day. I was hoping to find some funny but...wait, no I don't see why firework stores are open all the time, no there's no reason to light an M-80 off in January. Unless. You're a complete and utter douche bag or a gang member. Or both.
I guess down these parts, yeah I said, down these parts, I guess one can tell what a town is like by the amount of firework stores they have. In my hometown we have two strip clubs, so who am I to judge Melbourne, Florida. I'm guessing they have a bail bonds place too?
Posted by Tony Moschetto at 1/13/2012 10:59 AM 
Categories: The Daily Paragraph, The Great Florida Trip of 2012
Categories: The Daily Paragraph, The Great Florida Trip of 2012
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